32 Thoughts Everyone Had While Watching The Bachelor Premiere
Published: 27 July 2017
Lights out?!? FIRE DANCER?
1. Our boy Matty J is FINALLY back
2. SHIRTLESS MATTY ALERT! You could grate cheese on those perfectly sculpted abs…
3. Matty holding a baby is what dreams are made of
4. Classic Osher looks perfect as always. Keen for the Osher/Matty bromance TBH
5. OMG! Alix’s dress is amazing…
6. Tara has a tattoo of a face behind her right ear? Oh wait, is it her left ear?
7. Laura’s outfit is to die for, especially when paired with her own line of bling
8. Awww Cobie! What a cutie
9. So many gorgeous girls!
10. Hahaha Natalie #instastalker
11. Rule #1: to make a good first impression, never say the word ‘moist’
12. Nothing says impressive like a cop car entrance
13. Love coach Belinda’s one-minute staring exercise is a bit odd, but hey, she’s a professional!
15. Akoulina aka a little rhythmic ribbon fairy!
16. Leggy model Lisa describes herself as a “huge beast” in heels #tallgirlproblems
17. Loving Leah’s super cheeky personality and dress
18. Drama already? Love it!
19. Phew! Thank God Osher is back to break the tension
20. A secret garden?!
21. Lights out?!? FIRE DANCER?
23. Loving Jen’s straight-to-the-point ‘tude; no messing around with her!
24. Oh. Yes. DRAAAMA!
25. Tears during the first ep? This must be a record!
26. Wait… was that a FART? This is definitely a record!
27. “I don’t want drama” – Jen. Sure…
28. Secret garden time!
29. Awww! Michelle deserves that first rose, what a legend
30. Hell yeah, Rose Ceremony time!
31. So the Jen vs. Elizabeth drama continues…
32. Noooo! Goodbye to Monica and Stacey <3