Bachelor In Paradise: Vanessa Sunshine's Most Memorable One-Liners

Published: 11 April 2019

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Vanessa Sunshine’s time in Paradise was about as short-lived as Brittney’s conga line, and we’re pretty bummed. Devastated, to be exact. Here’s a snapshot at all the memorable one-liners that only the self- confessed Miss ‘Resting B*tchface’ could get away with!

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“Do I even need an introduction? People will know who I am.”

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“Yeah, look, I have a good resting bitch face. But I do smile.”

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Osher – “What brings you to Paradise, Vanessa Sunshine?”

Vanessa - “Obviously, I got a shit Bachelor”

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Producer - “It could be love at first sight!”

Vanessa - “I don’t believe in that shit”

“It’s not like I’m gonna marry them, it’s fine”

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“Oh, f**k. I picked Nathan”

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“His shaved chest stubble was poking into me. Honestly, the date was shit”

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“I’m hoping there is a little bit more variety in Paradise. Obviously, I was not thrilled”

Vale Kween Sunshine, we’ll miss ya!

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