Bachelor In Paradise | Vanessa Sunshine's Most Memorable One-Liners
Published: 11 April 2019
Vanessa Sunshine’s time in Paradise was about as short-lived as Brittney’s conga line, and we’re pretty bummed. Devastated, to be exact. Here’s a snapshot at all the memorable one-liners that only the self- confessed Miss ‘Resting B*tchface’ could get away with!
“Do I even need an introduction? People will know who I am.”
“Yeah, look, I have a good resting bitch face. But I do smile.”
Osher – “What brings you to Paradise, Vanessa Sunshine?”
Vanessa - “Obviously, I got a shit Bachelor”
Producer - “It could be love at first sight!”
Vanessa - “I don’t believe in that shit”
“It’s not like I’m gonna marry them, it’s fine”
“Oh, f**k. I picked Nathan”
“His shaved chest stubble was poking into me. Honestly, the date was shit”
“I’m hoping there is a little bit more variety in Paradise. Obviously, I was not thrilled”
Vale Kween Sunshine, we’ll miss ya!